I’ve been watching a fantastically funny series on Netflix called An Idiot Abroad. Essentially, it’s a travel show (think No Reservations) except instead of a well-travelled, well-spoken guy, it’s just a normal dude from England. Ricky Gervais tells him he is going to go travel the world, but behind the scenes sets it up so that he will almost certainly have a horrible time everywhere he goes.
It’s a hilarious show on it’s own, but the bloke who is doing the traveling is a funny guy and I’m learning to say words like “knackered,” “bollocks,” and “crumpets.”
Couple that with the fact that a friend on Twitter recently sent me Jamie Oliver’s crumpet recipe and I knew these Homemade Crumpets would be the perfect British tea snack.
1) For crumpets, stir together dry ingredients in a medium bowl (this recipe is easily doubled by the way). Add in water and stir to combine. The dough will be very wet.
2) Let dough sit for 10-15 minutes to bubble a bit and activate the yeast.
3) Meanwhile, mash fresh raspberries lightly with a fork and stir them into the ricotta mixture with honey and zest. Set aside for later.
4) To cook crumpets, lightly grease and heat a large, sturdy skillet over medium heat. Once hot, drop in crumpet dough into about 1/2 inch thick circles. You can use a metal ring if you want perfect circles but I just eyeballed it. You should get 4-5 large crumpets from your dough.
5) Once the crumpets are in the pan, turn the pan heat down to low and let the crumpets cook slowly for 15 minutes.
6) Flip the crumpets and cook for 15-20 minutes on the second side until they are lightly browned, crunchy on the exterior, and cooked through.
7) Let crumpets cool slightly and then serve smeared with ricotta topping.
Sometimes it’s really hard to translate recipes even if it’s technically in your language. If you check out Jamie’s recipe, for example, there are ingredients like easy-action yeast, bicarbonate of soda, and instructions like “blitz.”
I tried to take a stab at translating this to American ingredients and directions and ended up with very excellent Homemade Crumpets. I’ll call it a win!
Of course, the Brits (and the world) are much more exacting, especially when it comes to measurements so while we would say 2 cups of bread flour, they say 250 grams.
As always, if you want to guarantee recipe success, weighing your ingredients is the best idea.
Then add in the yeast, cinnamon, salt, and sugar. There’s a lot of yeast in these guys which means they don’t need a lot of rise time and also give the Homemade Crumpets a distinct flavor.
Stir this all together with the warm water and it’ll form a very loose dough. It’s almost a batter and reminded me a lot of no knead bread.
Unlike no knead bread (which has a very small amount of yeast) this has a lot of yeast so you only need to let it sit for about 15 minutes and it will get stretchy and perfect.
Cooking the Crumpets
Cooking these guys in a large, sturdy skillet is the classic way to go. When you are ready to make the crumpets lightly oil your pan and heat it over medium heat. Then just drop in your crumpet dough in loose pieces.
If you are a perfectionist, you can use a metal ring to help shape the crumpets but that’s kind of unnecessary in my opinion.
Once the crumpets are in the pan, reduce the heat to LOW and cook the crumpets for about 15 minutes. So they get a quick sear from the heat and then cook slowly. This lets the yeast continue to do its thing and the crumpets puff up beautifully.
Give these Homemade Crumpets a flip and continue to cook them on low heat for another 15-20 minutes until they are golden brown and cooked through. They will have a bit of a crunch to the outside which is nice and be really tender on the inside.
At some point while the crumpets are cooking or rising, mix together the topping. This is an easy topping, but is the perfect amount of sweetness for me.
Just stir together some ricotta cheese with lemon and honey.
Then mash up some fresh raspberries and gently fold them into the cheese. You want pink streaks if that makes sense.
When your Homemade Crumpets are done, let them cool briefly and then cut them open and serve them with a big smear of the ricotta spread.
There you have it Mate!
These Homemade Crumpets are bloody brilliant and you should make them. They are especially good while watching Karl Pilkington wonder around the world.