Mean Green Juice

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The classic mean green juice from the movie Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead made in a blender!

From the movie Fat Sick and Nearly Dead.


6-8 leaves kale
2 green apples
1 cucumber, peeled
2-3 stalks celery
1/2 lemon (no peel)
2 inches fresh ginger
1 cup water


1) Peel the cucumber and roughly dice it.

2) Optionally peel apples and cut them into pieces. Cut out core of apple.

3) Add apple and kale to a blender with water. Pulse a few times.

4) Scoop out half a lemon and add the whole thing to the blender along with cucumber, chopped celery, and ginger.

5) Blend until smooth.

6) Serve immediately or chill for later.