Mr. Marquis’s Marvelous Stuffing

Two years ago, I was having Thanksgiving in DC with some friends. One of these friends called me up before the event and proclaimed that he had perfected stuffing. I was skeptical, but this friend was a very good cook and an engineer so if someone could perfect stuffing, I figured it might as well be him.

He brought me this:

Marquis: Macheesmo thanks you.

I now make this stuffing every year for Thanksgiving and sometimes in February for my birthday. It is that good. It has everything I look for in a stuffing: Nice bread, awesome meatiness, tons of spices, and some fruit and other good stuff. Oh. And lots of butter.

Ironically, one thing I have never done with this stuffing is actually stuffed it inside anything (say, a turkey). It is always just so beautiful in the pan that I prefer to make it this way. I don’t see why you couldn’t stuff it, but I don’t.

Mr. Marquis’s Majestic, Magic, Marvelous Stuffing
(Serves 15-20. The version I made for this post is actually halved from the below recipe.)
Breading:
- 1/4 loaf cubed whole wheat bread
- 1 loaf cubed white bread
Sausage Mixture:
- 2 pounds ground pork sausage (I like spicy)
- 1 large chopped onion
Aromatics:
- 1.5 cups chopped celery
- 5 Teaspoons fresh sage
- 1 Tablespoon fresh rosemary
- 1 Teaspoon Fresh thyme
Other business:
- 2 Golden Delicious Apples cored, peeled, chopped.
- 1.5 cups dried cranberries
- 2/3 cups minced fresh parsley
- 3 cups turkey or chicken stock (Note: this varies based on your bread. You might need more.)
- 1/2 cup melted butter

So basically, you make the recipe in the exact order above. First thing, cube up all your bread and stick it in a preheated 350 degree oven for 15-20 minutes. You want these cubes pretty toasty. Keep an eye on them though – burnt bread stuffing is not what we are making.

Half store bought, half homemade.

Meanwhile, take your sausage and onion and start it up in a large skillet. As you can see from my photo, steam will be a by-product. What you can’t see from this photo is that this steam smells like heaven.

Simple, but delicious.

While that is simmering away, chop up your aromatics listed above and get them ready. You can do this in advance if you want, but I like to multi-task. If you are following my timeline, CHECK ON YOUR BREAD NOW.

Thanksgiving in a bowl.

Then add your aromatics to your sausage mixture and cook for just 3 minutes to combine. Photographing steam was my project for the day.

I could just eat this with a spoon.

CHECK YOUR BREAD AGAIN. It is probably about done. Now you can chop up all of your other stuff which is basically just apples and parsley.

The fruit part of the show.

Now get the biggest bowl you have. You might have to do this in two batches if you make the actual recipe. Keep in mind that my version here is halved. Anyway, put your bread in a bowl.

If you are an observant Macheesmo reader, you will know I only have one bowl.

Then add that amazing sausage mixture that has been simmering away.

Action shot!

Then add your fruits and parsley.

Now we are talking.

Finally, add your stock and melted butter. The bread should be very moist, but you don’t want any liquid left. All of the liquid should be absorbed. If you add to much, don’t worry about it, just add on another 15 minutes or so to the cooking time. Spread it out in a 9 by 13 baking pan. If you are making a full batch of this stuff, you will want two or need to make it in two batches.

Ready for the oven.

Bake this at 350 degrees, covered for 30 minutes, and then uncovered for 30 minutes. Stir this stuff every 15 minutes. As I said, if after an hour the bread is still too moist, just cook for another 15. I actually had to add on 15 minutes to this batch.

This is seriously the best stuffing I've ever had.

So that’s it. While I would love it if you passed this post on to others, I also understand if you want to horde it so you can forever impress your friends, family, and lover(s) with it. And if you are Mr. Marquis, then I apologize, because I just posted your perfect recipe on the Internets.