The winning dish from last week’s poll was “Something Seasonal” by a pretty close margin, but I was happy to see that it won.  Something seasonal is fairly easy in July, but I used it as an opportunity to make something that I’ve been wanting to make for a while:  stuffed artichokes.

Artichokes are hands down one of my favorite veggies even with all their annoying prep work.  I was skeptical that stuffing the artichokes would be better than just steaming the guys and eating them with butter, but I think I’m a convert.

I mean come on.  Just look at these things.

Each one of these weighs like 5 pounds.

I’m not going to lie to you, this recipe takes some time to prepare.  Not an insane amount of time or anything, but probably 30-45 minutes just because the artichokes are kind of cumbersome, especially if you haven’t worked with them before.  Totally worth it though in my opinion.

As an appetizer, you could easily split one of these with another person.  I’ll admit though that when I made these I had two of them in one sitting which probably bordered on approximately 4,000,000 calories.  It’s cool though.  I had a lite beer to counteract the effects of the calories.

Stuffed Artichokes (Adapted from a recipe in Eating Well in Season)

- 4 medium to large artichokes
- 2.5 Cups bread crumbs (I prefer Panko)
- 1 Cup sun-dried tomatoes, chopped (yes this is a lot)
- 1/2 Cup fresh basil, chopped
- 1 Cup Feta cheese, crumbled
- 2 cloves of garlic
- 1 1/2 Cup white wine
- 1 lemon
- olive oil
- Salt and Pepper

I made my stuffing first which basically just involves chopping up the tomatoes and the basil and mixing everything together.

Chopping stuff for the stuffing.

Be sure to take your time on the tomatoes.  You don’t want any enormous chunks in the final product.  Combine the basil, tomatoes, bread crumbs, cheese, and one clove of crushed garlic in a large pan.  Season with salt and pepper. I probably used about a Teaspoon and a half of each.

Mix it all up!

Good to eat just like this!

The Artichokes. On to the subject at hand, these bastards:

The subject.

To prep these for stuffing we need to do four things:

1) Cut the stems off.  Yes there is some good artichoke meat in the stems but they have to go if you want your artichoke to sit up nice and tall while it is cooking.  And trust me, you do.  Otherwise your stuffing will just fall out. (Artichoke at 12 o’ clock in the below photo.)

2)  Cut about the top inch or so off the artichoke.  I hope you have a decent knife because the leaves are pretty tough. (Photo at 9 o’ clock.)

3) Get your fingers in the middle of the artichoke and pry it open.  Don’t worry about being gentle.  This thing is stronger than you.  It’s ok if a few of the leaves split also.  Really work to pry the leaves open though because we are going to stuff deliciousness between all the individual leaves. Eventually, you will expose the pinkish spiky center leaves. (Photo at 3 o’ clock.)

4) Now you need to cut out the center which is not an easy task.  Not only are the leaves tough, but there are a lot of them and about a million little thistle things way down inside.  I’ll just say this: Whoever first figured out you could eat these things was really hungry.

Ok. I’m exaggerating.  It isn’t that bad.  If you have a grapefruit spoon (or maybe a Spork?) you can make pretty quick work of the job.  Or if you have a good paring knife just cut around the inside in a circle and then scoop out all the insides with a spoon.  Again, don’t worry about being gentle. (Photo at 6 o’ clock.)

Can you follow this?

I would say it probably took me 5 minutes for the first artichoke, but I got pretty fast at it after that.  It’s a pretty quick learning curve once you realize the goal.  Also, on the thistle thing, there will be a bunch.  Don’t worry about getting every single one.  They will basically dissolve when it cooks.  Get as many as you can though.

This was my garbage for just four artichokes.

Nick 1. Artichokes 0.

Stuff the thing! Now that your choke is ready and your stuffing is ready, you know what to do!  Basically start at the center, filling the big hole, and work your way out.  You shouldn’t really have any leftover stuffing if you are using four artichokes.  Make sure to pull apart the leaves and get the stuffing down in between each leaf.  There is no better tool than your hands to get this job done.

Cooking this monstrosity. There are two ways you can cook these guys.  Either way you need to start by preheating your oven to 375.

Cast Iron Method - If you have a 7 quart cast iron Dutch Oven then you are in luck as it can go from stove top to oven.  Start by sauteeing 1 clove of chopped garlic in a Tablespoon of oil over high heat for a minute or two and then add 3 cups of water, 1 1/2 Cups of white wine, the juice of a lemon, and a pinch of salt.

Once this comes to a boil, nestle your four artichokes in the liquid, cover your pan, and stick it in the oven for 50 minutes.  Then take off the cover and cook it for another 10 minutes.

Baking Dish Method - If you don’t have a cast iron pan, prepare the liquid in a normal pan, bringing it to a boil, and then pour it into a normal baking dish and sit your artichokes upright in the dish.  Cover the whole thing with foil and cook for 50 minutes.  Take off the foil and cook for another 10 minutes.

No matter which method you use, your house will start smelling amazing around minute 27.  After one hour you will have something like this:

This thing is just begging to fall apart.

You’ll have to be gentle because literally, the leaves just fall off.  So tender and delicious.

One delicious leaf out of many.

It’s really fun to eat because you get to use each leaf as a spoon for the filling and then just scrape out the artichoke meat on the leaf with your teeth.  While these were some work, I think they were 100% worth it.  One of the best appetizers I’ve made I think.

It is kind of a rare day here at Macheesmo when I post two healthy and all vegetarian meals back to back.  But sometimes that’s just how the dice land, ya know?  At the end of the day, while I love a good burger, most of my meals these days are on the healthier side.  I’ve been eating a lot of salads and veggies, so that’s what you guys see.  Lucky you!

For this post I thought I would tackle a veggie that gets, quite possibly, the worst publicity of any veggie ever.  If brussel sprouts had a PR guy, they should fire him immediately and hire me.  I will speak to their amazing-ness.

Eat your SPROUTS!

What you have to remember about brussel sprouts is that basically they are a mini-cabbage.  Do you like cabbage? Then you will like brussel sprouts!  But even if you don’t like cabbage, these guys can be used as kind of a blank canvas.  They literally soak up whatever flavors you put with them, which in this case is a delicious red wine vinegar glaze.

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This weekend, I’m reviewing a cookbook movie that has received a lot of press lately.  Let’s dive in and see if it’s worth your $10.

I was very happy to see that Food, Inc. had come to a theater near me.  It was totally ridiculous that a movie targeting, to a large extent, Washington and the crazy business that goes on here was not actually debuting here.  In fact, I’ll go out on a very large, very wobbly limb and say that the sudden decision to show the movie in DC had to do mainly with my Tweet from a few weeks ago.

Thanks for listening guys.

I’m glad I was able to see it (and at a theater that sells beer no less) because there has been a lot of talk about this movie over the last few weeks in the food blog circle.  There’s been a lot of reviews raving about the movie and there has been at least one very well written pre-buttal of the movie that made me excited to see it.

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A few weeks ago I randomly submitted a photo to the Washingtonian monthly photo contest and somehow I managed to make it to the finals.   The winning photo gets printed in the August issue of The Washingtonian which would be awesome.  But oh wait.  There’s more.   This month’s winner also gets:

Four Washington Mystics tickets.

And this is where my unhealthy competitive nature kicks in.  I don’t like professional basketball.  I’ve never watched a NBA game live and I’ve never watched a WNBA game period.  All of that said, I want to win those freakin’ tickets.

Based on Google stalking, I’ve determined that I’m up against at least two professional photographers so my chances are slim.  But I’m not giving up those tickets without a fight.   I’ve unabashedly emailed people I haven’t spoken to in years pleading for a vote.  When I see someone walking down the street with an iPhone I stop them and make them vote for me.

I want those tickets.  Which, if I win, I will promptly donate to a family that would actually enjoy the game.

So if you are reading this, and I haven’t already bothered you incessantly to vote for me, would you mind rushing over to the photo contest page and voting for me?

Also, while you have your voting hat on, you can vote for a dish you would like to see on Macheesmo next Thursday!

Now for a few links!

How Food Makers Capture Our Brains - A really great article on how food producers use chemistry and advertising to make it basically impossible to resist their food.  I can attest that this is true as I live with a Doritos-aholic.  She has a hard time sleeping with even a half-filled bag of Doritos in the house. (@ NY Times)

Peach Pie - I’ve never actually made a homemade peach pie before which is funny because it’s one of my absolute favorite things.  As always, Pete brings it and shows how to do it right.  (@ Pete Bakes)

Honey Vanilla Ice Cream - Now Pete would probably say that his pie doesn’t need ice cream, but if you insist, this ice cream looks about as good as it gets.  Also, Katy recently celebrated Page View 1 million.  That’s serious business for a blogger. (@ Sugar Laws)

Have a good weekend everyone and vote for me if you have a second!